As we just messed around instead of doing work, all the nonsense comes under the heading of what we were meant to be doing.
English GCSE
Emphasis on Blake
William Blake
Liked to eat cake
And with his cake
He had a flake
But by using a flake
He put much at stake
And that is the tale
Of William Blake.
William Blake
Bought a rake
And with his rake
He cleaned up his cake
But by cleaning his cake
He put much at stake
And that is the tale
Of William Blake.
So William Blake
Cleaned up his cake
And under his cake
There was a large snake
But then this large snake
Hit old Will with the rake
And here ends the tale
Of William Blake.
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William Blake was insane;
Convinced that progress was the bane
Of civilisation
And of the Nation
In fact he was a real pain.
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There are not many men
Like William Blake:
Some are inspired,
Some are just fake.
He like'd not the church,
He walked with a lurch,
But William Blake
Was just mad, not a fake.
William Blake Essay
There once was a man called William,
Who counted to 900 trillion,
He looked up to space
He had an achy face,
And then he went and put the telly on.
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Isaac Watts
Had blood clots.
He liked to keep his clots
In pots.
But Isaac Watts'
Clots were lots.
And he had not
Enough pots.
So Isaac Watts
Went down the shops.
For to buy some extra
Pots.
Then Isaac Watts
Had some more pots.
In which to keep his precious
Clots.
Religious Studies
I read the Bhikkhu Pattimokkha
And after I thought; "What a shokkha!"
You can't even sit
On your own, for a bit
With a woman; so there, mother[NAUGHTY]!
NORWEGIAN KILLER OSTRICHES